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Monday, December 15th, 2008
A lesson learned at Shades in Hoboken, NJ. It is imperative that you have plenty of snacks on the bar for hungry patrons. If not, someone will eat your flowers. This lesson is good for house parties and weddings, among other celebratory type gatherings.
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Is It Tax Time Already?
Sunday, December 14th, 2008
Of course not, but I know how time flies. Each moment seems to pass quicker than the last. I sure don’t need the taxman trying to speed things up. And yet here was tax software in my mailbox. C’mon now! I have four months to go before I’m panic stricken in a post office.
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The Morning After
Saturday, December 13th, 2008
Try as we might to instill virtue into the youth of today, they will still wake up after a night of drinking in the dirt with some stranger. Shame, shame, shame.
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Budget Lunch
Friday, December 12th, 2008
I was very proud of myself last week, bringing lunch from home three outta five days. I don’t want to think about the money I’ve wasted buying lunch at local eateries every day for the last year. It hurts my brain (and wallet).
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Hiding Behind the Toaster Oven
Thursday, December 11th, 2008
In an attempt to avoid being thrown in the trash, a young sliver of plastic sought refuge behind my toaster oven. A short while later, the authorities found him, bringing his fugitive days to an abrupt end.
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Green Man
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
He moved unnoticed down Park Avenue. Unnoticed, that is, except by me. Each step seemed effortless, as if he was floating millimeters above the concrete. I wanted to meet him. I wanted to know where he got that green suit, but he was quickly out of my view, I assumed to move on with his own life. Whatever that may be.
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